Well, hello, Mr. Fingers. There you are!
I've got a collection of little buggers who've been waiting to see you.
I thought I told you to get a haircut... Marjory Stewart-Baxter.
When you disobey me... this is what it comes to–
I suppose you find this... amusing do you? Hubert Cumberdale?
You're the best behaved, Jeremy Fisher. You'll be first in the bathtub tonight.
Oh, don't give me those tears now!
You'll never be a real boy, Hubert Cumberdale.
I think you're about ready to grow up a little. Don't you?
Wow.
Who's that little dazzling dreamboat?
What's your number?
Sugar cheeks...
Thunder thighs.
Ladies and gentlemen!
A new and improved Hubert Cumberdale!
(the real boy)
I just want to dance on the rooftops
for all to see
I'm fresh and ready for life
I'm a big boy now
They grow up so fast
Don't they?
And he's already running about and playing with all the other little girls and boys
I've surely been blessed by the soft hand of our great provider
You're just a glass brother you wouldn't understand
You're a stupid boy
Ye-Yes mother. I am a stupid boy
- I'm sorry mother- Fetch me a bowl of porridge!
Yes
glass mother
Stop it! Hey,
He won't let me pass it
- He keeps on-- - What a weak little squirt you are
Keeps on -- stop it! He's doing it! Look, it won't...
Come on WEAKLYBONES
Pass mother the porridge
I think you want her to STARVE
I'd rather starve than sit here and watch this pathetic display
You'll forever just be a lonely reflection
It's not fair
I've been in here for too long
I want to come home now
Those cacky spider fingers aren't going anywhere
Andrew hands.
Oh, what's a horrible thing to say
Don't worry,
New improved Hubert Cumberdale.
(the real boy)
I know of another entrance
Why is glass brother so mean?
Mr. Fingers?
He was raised under the Beast's sun
Morning Wetlegs!
Thought you'd slip in the back door did you?
I must ask that you step aside
I absolutely, shan't
Puddle meddling is punishable by a stern rasping
Rasp!
Rasp, rasp!
Rasp
Stop- Stop rasping
1. Handful of audax powder
2. Brown pebbles
3. a half cup of spider milk
4. speckled huckleberry leaf
but- but- but glass mother
You know the speckled Huckleberry leaf makes my tummy bucks all bilious.
- I don't want another fever - You'll eat what I told you to
Don't make me come through that mirror and poke out your eyes
Now get it down you
Don't worry, Mr. Fingrés!
I'll clean it up
You're a good lad
Who are you talking to?
Why, Hubert Cumberdale of course
Hello there little boy
He's my real life flesh boy
the most beautiful boy in the world
Hubert!
No!
He'll make a good broom-lad, stick him in the coal shed
Hello!
What brings you here?
I don't think you ought to have stolen my little flesh-boy.
You ungrateful little swine!
That'll be 8 months in the slag-house for you, you rotten little pigeon-prick.
You dirty little minge splinter!
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